AI Generated Armor

Armor	gp	AT	Bulk lbs.	Rog Dex Mod.	Notes
Cardboard Box	1	1	5	6	Offers stealth bonus in urban settings.
Duct Tape Ensemble	5	1	3	6	Falls apart if hit critically.
Paper Mâché Plate	2	1	5	5	Soggy and useless in rain.
Bucket Helmet	1	1	2	6	Disadvantage on perception checks.
Tinfoil Hat of Wisdom	5	1	0.5	5	Grants resistance to psychic damage and conspiracy theories.
Suit of Pot Covers	15	2	15	4	Makes a racket whenever you move.
Wooden Barrel	10	2	25	4	Offers partial cover; roll to break out.
Weighted Blanket	75	2	20	5	Cozy but slows your speed by 10 ft.
Patchwork Quilt	20	2	5	6	Provides emotional comfort in combat.
Inflatable Suit	25	3	2	5	Provides buoyancy in water.
Porcupine Cloak	75	3	10	5	Deals 1d4 to grappling enemies.
Jelly Armor	50	3	10	4	Wobbles distractingly but absorbs some impacts.
Leather of Questionable Source	50	3	10	4	Smells odd; animals react negatively.
Chicken Suit	50	4	6	3	Chickens won’t attack you.
Slime-Covered Chainmail	100	5	30	1	Gross but slippery; enemies suffer grapple DC.
Bathrobe of Fortitude	300	5	1	6	Grants +2 to charisma saves while worn.
Candlelit Armor	150	5	15	2	Grants light; disadvantage on stealth rolls.
Suspiciously Spiky Armor	125	5	30	3	Deals 1d6 damage when grappled.
Stealth Pajamas	75	5	5	5	Grants advantage on Stealth checks while prone.
Armor of Snark	200	6	20	2	Constantly comments on your battle decisions.
Suit of Mirrors	250	6	40	1	Reflects light and confuses some enemies.
Full Plate of Pancakes	200	6	50	2	Smells delicious; enemies may try to eat you.
Padded Suit of Denial	90	6	15	3	Incoming attacks deal 1 less damage (minimum 1).
Armor of Overconfidence	500	8	50	0	Grants false sense of invincibility.
Chainmail of Social Anxiety	150	9	30	1	You can vanish into crowds with a Stealth check.
Spiked Jacket of Intimidation	200	10	25	2	Enemies take 1d4 piercing if they miss a grapple check.
Armor of Just a Scratch	250	12	35	1	Once per long rest, ignore a non-crit hit entirely.
Tactical Bathrobe	275	13	8	4	Once per day, dodge an attack by looking too casual to hit.
Scale Mail of Bad Decisions	300	14	40	0	If an enemy crits you, you may counterattack immediately.
The Brick Wall (Half-Plate)	350	15	45	0	Reduces all incoming non-magical damage by 2.
Armor of Unreasonable Spikiness	400	16	50	0	Enemies that hit you in melee take 1d6 piercing.
Gothic Plate of Maximum Brood	500	17	55	-1	Once per long rest, force an enemy to monologue instead of acting.
Impractically Large Pauldrons	600	18	60	-2	You always win "who looks the most important" contests.
Full Plate of Sheer Audacity	750	19	65	-2	Enemies must pass a Wisdom save (DC 15) to attack you first.
Armor of Being Someone Else’s Problem	900	20	70	-3	Enemies attacking you must roll a d6; on a 6, they lose interest.
Dwarven Exo-Suit	1,000	21	80	-3	Grants advantage on Strength checks and allows 30 ft. jumps.
Juggernaut Shell	1,500	22	100	-4	Immune to knockback, resistant to bludgeoning damage.
Doomplate of Overkill	2,000	23	120	-5	When reduced to 0 HP, explode in a 20-ft. radius dealing 4d6 damage.
Adamantine Wall	2,500	24	150	-6	Immune to critical hits and grants resistance to all physical damage.
Divinely Illegal Armor	5,000	25	200	-8	Immune to non-magical damage; walking creates shockwaves.
Celestial Bureaucrat's Robes	5,500	25	10	-7	Any action against you requires a DC 18 Intelligence check due to excessive paperwork. Immune to all government-issued curses.
Eldritch Containment Suit	10,000	26	15	-6	Grants resistance to all aberration-based attacks. If an enemy casts a spell on you, roll 1d6; on a 6, they suffer a random Wild Magic Surge.
Enchanted Bureaucrat’s Aegis	10,500	23	85	-3	Attacks against you require enemies to roll a DC 15 Intelligence check or waste their turn in confusion.
Celestial Admin Plate	11,000	24	90	-3	Advantage on Persuasion checks against celestial beings; disadvantage against demons.
The Metaphysical Mantle	12,000	25	70	-2	You may teleport 10 ft. once per round as a free action.
Fortified Goldleaf Plate	13,000	26	50	-1	Doubles as currency—can be dismantled into 13,000 GP worth of gold.
Void-Touched Carapace	14,000	26	80	-4	Resistance to force damage; crits against you warp the attacker 10 ft. away.
The Unyielding Testament	14,500	27	95	-5	When reduced to 0 HP, you stay at 1 HP for one additional round.
Hellforged Full Plate	15,000	26	50	-6	Grants fire immunity. Any creature that touches you without magic suffers 2d6 fire damage.
The Unyielding Bastion	20,000	27	100	-5	Reduces all physical damage by 5. Grants immunity to forced movement.
Starmetal Harness	30,000	27	30	-4	Reflects 50% of all radiant damage received. Negates necrotic damage completely.
Gravity-Stabilized Exosuit	50,000	28	60	-4	Grants advantage on Strength checks and prevents being knocked prone.
Suit of Anti-Time	75,000	28	20	-3	Once per long rest, negate an attack by temporarily phasing out of time.
Plate of Quantum Uncertainty	100,000	29	40	-3	Incoming attacks have a 25% chance to miss outright due to unstable positioning.
Armor of Unwavering Paradox	150,000	29	50	-3	Cannot be reduced below 1 HP by a single attack once per long rest.
The Bank-Vault Carapace	250,000	30	200	-4	You count as full cover for creatures standing behind you.
Fortress of the Stubborn King	400,000	30	150	-4	Grants a Legendary Resistance (1/day) to automatically succeed on a failed saving throw.
Gilded Armor of Divine Investment	600,000	31	25	-2	Generates 5,000gp per long rest via interest. If removed, you must pay back 10× its value immediately.
The Irrefutable Shielding	800,000	31	80	-2	If reduced to 0 HP, you instead drop to 1 HP once per day.
Titan’s Overcoat	1,000,000	32	250	-3	You can treat yourself as three sizes larger for grappling and shoving.
The Wallet Warden	1,000,000	25	10	+2	Grants damage immunity to all non-magical attacks.
Platemail of Infinite Bureaucracy	2,500,000	30	50	-2	Attackers must pass a DC 25 Charisma (Persuasion) check before hitting you.
The Interest-Compounding Vest	3,000,000	28	15	+0	Every round, gain +1 AT permanently (max 50).
Suit of Sovereign Immunity	4,200,000	32	20	+1	Immune to legal consequences and all mind-affecting effects.
Cloak of GM Displeasure	5,500,000	26	1	+6	Every attack against you has a 50% chance to miss outright.
Armor of Economic Domination	6,000,000	35	40	-3	Any enemy who lands a hit must donate half their net worth to you.
Refundable Plate	7,777,777	33	30	+0	If reduced to 0 HP, you respawn at a bank with all your gear intact.
The Inflation-Proof Suit	8,800,000	29	5	+5	Every round, all in-game prices within 500ft are frozen permanently.
Dungeon Owner’s Insurance	9,999,999	36	12	+4	If hit, teleport 100ft in any direction instantly.
The Pay-to-Win Barrier	10,000,000	40	100	-5	Requires 1,000,000gp per hour to function. Grants invulnerability while active.